Hagger
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A Scouser is propping up the bar of his local pub, while sampling some of the finest Mersey Ale, when a young bloke, dressed in shiny pink leggings and a small sparkly gold vest top minces over to the bar. He orders his cocktail and leans over to the Scouser and says "If you meet me outside the back in five minutes, I'll give you a blow job". The Scouser is outraged and consequently throws the guy over the bar, before beating him to a pulp and leaving him for dead on the pavement outside.
The barman was a little stunned to say the least "That was a bit harsh, what on earth did he say to you?"
The Scouser replies "Not sure really, something about a job"
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CraigyG
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Jason Iles
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Shelly
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Jase thinks I am a scouser
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
Jase thinks I am a scouser
Shut it Scouse bird
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Shelly
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I am a plastic scouser Jase, I go out with one
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Shane
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quote: Originally posted by Hagger
A Scouser is propping up the bar of his local pub, while sampling some of the finest Mersey Ale, when a young bloke, dressed in shiny pink leggings and a small sparkly gold vest top minces over to the bar. He orders his cocktail and leans over to the Scouser and says "If you meet me outside the back in five minutes, I'll give you a blow job". The Scouser is outraged and consequently throws the guy over the bar, before beating him to a pulp and leaving him for dead on the pavement outside.
The barman was a little stunned to say the least "That was a bit harsh, what on earth did he say to you?"
The Scouser replies "Not sure really, something about a job"
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Paul
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old joke heared it before but still funny
[Edited on 21-04-2004 by Paul]
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Gavin
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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sxi16vjoe
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Ben
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so true
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