Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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This is a story about a couple that had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the
smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
was making her sick.
He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow
his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and
he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the
turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which
was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps
as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
tears in her eyes!
After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out,
and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and
these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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heard it before, but 
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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ROFLMFAO 
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colette
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Registered: 3rd Jan 04
Location: Great Lumley, County Durham
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eurgh!!!!!!! thats disgustin!!! but funny
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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 colette
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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lol. funny but sick.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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eugh that's funny  &
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