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SetH

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3rd May 04 at 11:11

I said to amanda that if i had an accident and was paralysed and couldnt use my c0ck that she wouldnt want to stay with me.

She said that she would and that it would be me that would leave her if the same happened to her and she couldnt have sex, to which i replied:

Nah i`d just use your ass and your mouth.

Dom

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3rd May 04 at 11:20

No it wasnt nasty, it was the truth and relationships are based on truth and what not

although how can a women have a paralysed badger?

SetH

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3rd May 04 at 11:21

pmsl @ "paralysed badger",

i guess i meant massive trauma to the area rendering it unuseable

chris_uk

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3rd May 04 at 11:34

! i was in creases from ' paralysed badger'

vibrio

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3rd May 04 at 14:24

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I said to amanda that if i had an accident and was paralysed and couldnt use my c0ck that she wouldnt want to stay with me.

She said that she would and that it would be me that would leave her if the same happened to her and she couldnt have sex, to which i replied:

Nah i`d just use your ass and your mouth.

yes this is the answer I would use as well

Dom

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3rd May 04 at 15:09

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
pmsl @ "paralysed badger",

i guess i meant massive trauma to the area rendering it unuseable

lol mate

i still dont see how a womans holes can become unuseable unless shes on the blob, has a dodgy STI/STD or its too tight?

at the end of the day, its a hole...not alot can go wrong with a hole

the_legend_of_yrag

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3rd May 04 at 15:11

quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
pmsl @ "paralysed badger",

i guess i meant massive trauma to the area rendering it unuseable

lol mate
i still dont see how a womans holes can become unuseable unless shes on the blob, has a dodgy STI/STD or its too tight? at the end of the day, its a hole...not alot can go wrong with a hole

PMSL It could close and fill up.

Dom

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3rd May 04 at 15:14

quote:
Originally posted by the_legend_of_yrag

quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
pmsl @ "paralysed badger",

i guess i meant massive trauma to the area rendering it unuseable

lol mate
i still dont see how a womans holes can become unuseable unless shes on the blob, has a dodgy STI/STD or its too tight? at the end of the day, its a hole...not alot can go wrong with a hole

PMSL It could close and fill up.

WTF !? how could a pussy close and fill up? its not like a car mate, you dont get out ya boddyfiller, wack some in and let it dry...that IS NOT a smooth pussy

personally, nout can go wrong with a womens minge....its either tight or not tight, and it never closes up or anything. So seth, if ya lass was still paralysed, you could still bang the shits outta her

willay

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3rd May 04 at 15:20

this thread is brilliant

Ben

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3rd May 04 at 15:46

just she may not feel anything , but who cares its never stopped us before

Dom

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3rd May 04 at 16:13

quote:
Originally posted by Ben
just she may not feel anything , but who cares its never stopped us before

exactly

if you want her to feel anything, wack your meat up her arse dry...problem solved

Skinner

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3rd May 04 at 17:15

pmsl @this thread

the_legend_of_yrag

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3rd May 04 at 17:20

quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan

quote:
Originally posted by the_legend_of_yrag

quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
pmsl @ "paralysed badger",

i guess i meant massive trauma to the area rendering it unuseable

lol mate
i still dont see how a womans holes can become unuseable unless shes on the blob, has a dodgy STI/STD or its too tight? at the end of the day, its a hole...not alot can go wrong with a hole

PMSL It could close and fill up.

WTF !? how could a pussy close and fill up? its not like a car mate, you dont get out ya boddyfiller, wack some in and let it dry...that IS NOT a smooth pussy

personally, nout can go wrong with a womens minge....its either tight or not tight, and it never closes up or anything. So seth, if ya lass was still paralysed, you could still bang the shits outta her

PMSL

i was joking

[Edited on 03-05-2004 by the_legend_of_yrag]

Adam-D

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3rd May 04 at 17:22

1600power

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3rd May 04 at 17:58

classic lol

Shelly

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3rd May 04 at 19:32

Its not all about sex you know

If I couldnt be intimate with mine then it wouldnt bother me, cos I think the world of him, sex or no sex

S1MON

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3rd May 04 at 19:33

i think its fair

Ben

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3rd May 04 at 19:39

shelly i totally dissagre, although i would like the person ,i could not be happy with the hand all my life

jo_jess

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3rd May 04 at 19:46

A life with no sex

TBH I don't think I could do it, I like it too much

Shelly

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3rd May 04 at 19:53

just saying that sex is not the be all and end all

i agree it is good and it would be hard

but i think much more of mike than him just as a sex object, he's my best friend too

dj_mikey_k

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3rd May 04 at 19:56

But u can't beat a good romp eh shelly

Pablo

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3rd May 04 at 19:56

Shelly

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3rd May 04 at 19:57

quote:
Originally posted by dj_mikey_k
But u can't beat a good romp eh shelly

Can't beat the Mikey Love

jo_jess

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3rd May 04 at 19:59

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

quote:
Originally posted by dj_mikey_k
But u can't beat a good romp eh shelly

Can't beat the Mikey Love

I agree Shelly, you can't beat Love, but when your not getting any, it gets very frustrating

and it can tear couples apart

so fair enough if you think your love is strong enough to withhold it, but admittely not many are

Shelly

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3rd May 04 at 20:02

I'm ok, I could go without, just gotta please yourself havent you. Just cos you cant have sex doesnt mean no foreplay and that can be just as good

Well I think so

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