Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
Location: Hadleigh, Suffolk
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Right I need a damn good excuse for a sickie i'm pulling tomorrow... 
None of the headache/sickness cr@p as I always use these. 
I'm thinking maybe got knocked of my mates bike while on the back and then take friday off aswel 
Suggestions if you please 
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Darren M
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Registered: 22nd Mar 01
Location: Luton : Drives : Vectra B Sri
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huge dildo stuck up your arse
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Paul H
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Registered: 11th Aug 03
Location: Lincoln.
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fell down the stairs and done your back in
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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i have nailed my head to the table 
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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bleeding asshole
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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Dry bum the managers daughter / manager / spouse and you'll not only get a couple of days - you wont ever have to go in again!!
[Edited on 0505-0505-0404 by Adam-CorsaC18s]
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Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
Location: Hadleigh, Suffolk
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-CorsaC18s
Family emergency should do the trick.
They won't intrude into what it was and if they do tell them an already passed away relative was taken into hospital and died friday.
i think this could be the puppy as then it will go down as compassionate leave rather than sick 
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liamC
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Registered: 28th Feb 04
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Tell them you're sick?
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orange_juice
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
Location: Norwich Norfolk, Drives a Mondeo ST24
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tell them you woke up and it finally sunk in you have been riding a scooter... Go for the sympathy trick
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Darren
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yesh but they'll ask whats wrong
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Darren
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quote:
Originally posted by orange_juice
tell them you woke up and it finally sunk in you have been riding a scooter... Go for the sympathy trick
 there is nothing wrong with my scooter, im gonna bring it up norwich soonish
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GREG 1
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Registered: 28th Jul 00
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i done this today... couldnt get to work as car wouldnt start
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SteveW
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i guess a family emergency sounds a little more real 
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Darren
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indeed
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Im the daddy - and yeah it goes down as compassionate leave.
Dont make a name up like me tho - I said my Uncle Haribo from Tunisia passed away.
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Darren
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fpmsl
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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I said I didnt know him too well but he was a sweet man!! 
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SetH
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whoooaahhh man! stop right there, fcukign well immorale to use compassionate leave as a sicky cos u cant be arsed to go to work, christ imagine if someone reading this recently had a loved one die.
Cant u use a sports injury? ie feel badly twisted your ankle, swollen cant walk etc?
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Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
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its not that i cant be arsed - ive gotta go to norwich and get something sorted
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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ai, using compasionate leave is a bit shitty. you may find you will need to use it for something genuine one day and they will not let you take it
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orange_juice
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
Location: Norwich Norfolk, Drives a Mondeo ST24
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quote:
Originally posted by ipswichcorsa
quote:
Originally posted by orange_juice
tell them you woke up and it finally sunk in you have been riding a scooter... Go for the sympathy trick
there is nothing wrong with my scooter, im gonna bring it up norwich soonish
coolio - you can use it the woods behind ours...
hows you anyways mate?
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SetH
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still the compassionate leave thing is a bad idea, god you never know whats round the corner, what if you took a few days compassionate leave then a few weeks later you did suffer the loss of a loved one, going to get a bit fcuked then isnt it?
twisted ankle one
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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I used a sports injury related one recently, looked some stuff up on the net and found out the medical term for it. Baffled my manager and got three days off!
I wouldn't of minded but it bloody hurt. Torn fibres in the Quadricep apparantly... 
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Darren
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Registered: 21st Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by orange_juice
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Originally posted by ipswichcorsa
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Originally posted by orange_juice
tell them you woke up and it finally sunk in you have been riding a scooter... Go for the sympathy trick
there is nothing wrong with my scooter, im gonna bring it up norwich soonish
coolio - you can use it the woods behind ours...
hows you anyways mate?
yeah im ok, u??
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
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Ive reviewed my previous excuse and Im now withdrawing it from the suggestions...
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