bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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Im sititng in this internet cafe and the most beautiful girl ive seen her in oz has come and sat down next to me.
Shes mid heigth, long curly brown hair, big brown eyes, not much make up,
wearing white 3/4 lengths and a quicksilver top!!
OH MY GOD!!
She is a stunner
what chat up line do i use???
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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Do u come ere often?
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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get her to register on here 
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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spunk in her face! if that doesnt work nothing will.
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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look love how about it, saves you fringing yourself in the bath later, so really I am doing you a favour
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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mate my hearts beating fast!!
My perfect wife material!
she could be the one, and im wearing a shitty old hat a fcuk t shirt and boardshorts!!
il go fetch the tux
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
Location: Oxfordshire
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pretend u cant do something on the comp, n ask her for a hand, dont know what tho
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Good idea, excuse me, how do i.... blahdy  winner
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Heaven must be missing an angel
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by safe_si
pretend u cant do something on the comp, n ask her for a hand, dont know what tho
hehe that's a good one
Also asked to test the digicam on her and post pics up on here 
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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holy shit, she is staying in the room next to me!
Just read her email to a mate
"im staying at gilligans in room 214"
She is typing slow and looking puzzled,
she seems dyslexic!
i wish i could read her email then id send her one!!
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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"I've noticed you have nice breasts! I was never breast fed as a child and I'm wonderin if we could go back to my place and make up for lost time!?"
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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She is leaning back, brushing her hair and flicking it all over place, making me kinda horney!!
Oi love wank me off with ya bum!!
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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Its fate mate - quick grab a tit!!!
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Just slam in the lamb
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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pmsl go get her whats there to lose? Just if she rejects you keep out of her way or move hotel
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Stoneyginger
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Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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love at first perverted look 
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Just slam in the lamb
that maybe accpeted on the gay sence but it does not work with women
[Edited on 12-05-2004 by Jodi_the_g]
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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lads if you could see this one, youd agree!
We just had a perfect eye to eye and she smiled back!!
May put a mcdonalds invite under her door 2nite as im runnin gout fo cash!! ha ha
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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accidently brush her leg and quiver then look her deep in the eye, but squint one of your eyes and tell her she's a great shag!
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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She's probably typing in her email 'there's a weird guy that keeps looking at me, he's writing on a forum all this perverted stuff and the worst thing is by the looks of it he lives next door to me '
Just kidding mate.
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: Royston, South Yorkshire
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also ask her if she likes to burn cats?
or if she's ever seen her mum and dad having sex and tell her that you have.
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Stoneyginger
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Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-CorsaC18s
accidently brush her leg and quiver then look her deep in the eye, but squint one of your eyes and tell her she's a great shag!
Talk about body language thats a lot of info out of a little work 
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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Right heres what to say
"Hiya I am sorry I normally would not do this but I feel i have to say something, when you walked in I could not help but notice you and wondered if you would like to go for a drink, I am staying at 'name of your hotel'
Hopefully she will say thats where I am staying and start you talking, maybe even get a drink at the bar
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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just go & say hello  then tell her youve seen her before........where she from? oh u live next door to me! just give me a knock if you need anything
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