Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Liverpudlians. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouser pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower."
Didn't mean to insult any scousers but I found this very 
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Darren
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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the cs time machine strikes again 
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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I know 
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Apologies if you've seen it but it is funny
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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ooooooooooolllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddd!
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Gavin
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very
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Drew
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Location: County Durham
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yup - v old
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Adam-D
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Location: Cheshire
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still funny
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dj_mikey_k
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
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Scousers rule
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[Edited on 19-05-2004 by Munchie]
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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old but still funneh 
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groom
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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HAHA
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luca2020
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Location: Maidstone, Kent
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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quality !!
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