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Colin
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   25th May 04 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Went to get petrol before coming home tonight, pulled into pump No3 only to be told by the woman at the next pump they wernt working. Stood about looking around and noticed the woman id been talking to had a really HOT passenger....and a little boy with her. She's all checking me out then opens the door to reveal nice short skirt and a pair of knee high-fuck meh boots. Gets out with the young lad and goes into the shop - still looking at me with a cheeky little smile - Im smiling back at her by now
I go into shop behind her and she's down on her knees helping the little boy pick out sweets and says something to me - I just kinda made some strange noise (wasnt quite a laugh) bit like Mmuuuuuuuuha Aye:O

I she pays and leaves, then I pay and leave, by now the drivers in paying, I walked up to my car and just as she opens her door and says 'Hi, I know this is a bit strange to ask in a petrol station but do you have a girlfriend' Well I completely froze said urm yes - sorry WTF <-<- Why did I say that She replied oh thats a shame and got back intop carGot in my car and drove off

Im such a fool cause she was roasting hot

[Edited on 25-05-2004 by Colin J]
DanielJ
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25th May 04 at 16:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fucking IDIOT kolin how stupid can you be, i feel i need open a can of whooparse on u
Meat-Pie-SRI
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25th May 04 at 16:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

er..............lame as my friend!!
AndyW
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oh dear!
Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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25th May 04 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do u actually have a g/f though or was u trying to play hard to get?
Colin
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25th May 04 at 16:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Rattlesnake
do u actually have a g/f though or was u trying to play hard to get?


Dont have a Girlfriend but have been seeing someone for about 3/4 weeks now - but dont see her much cos of Uni.

Think the kid could have put me off too - assuming it was hers

Aaaaagh she was fookin tidy too
PaulW
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Maybe its about time then you came out of the closet Kolin & finally admitted to your homosexual tendencies...

turning down such an offer can only mean you are gay!

Drew will be happy

[Edited on 25-05-2004 by PaulW]
Paul_J
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25th May 04 at 16:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Don't really want the baggage of a kid anyway
Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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i agree with PaulW that little kid might've been her little brother

[Edited on 25-05-2004 by Stone Cold Rattlesnake]
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
Maybe its about time then you came out of the closet Kolin & finally admitted to your homosexual tendencies...

turning down such an offer can only mean you are gay!

Drew will be happy

[Edited on 25-05-2004 by PaulW]


Fuck off Stellios - It was a fucked up moment - these do happen
PaulW
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25th May 04 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
Maybe its about time then you came out of the closet Kolin & finally admitted to your homosexual tendencies...

turning down such an offer can only mean you are gay!

Drew will be happy

[Edited on 25-05-2004 by PaulW]


Fuck off Stellios - It was a fucked up moment - these do happen


nah was just messin lad!

could be in your head tho that even tho you don't think of her as a girlfriend, the 3/4 weeks means a bit more than you think so is one reason why you said yes. may not just be cos of the lil kid - like said, it could of been her lil brother or her nephew - ya just dont know!
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25th May 04 at 17:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u fool


pew pew pew pewwwww
Marc
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Kolin Kolin Kolin

Red_SXi
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was her name Marc?
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
Maybe its about time then you came out of the closet Kolin & finally admitted to your homosexual tendencies...

turning down such an offer can only mean you are gay!

Drew will be happy

[Edited on 25-05-2004 by PaulW]


Fuck off Stellios - It was a fucked up moment - these do happen


nah was just messin lad!

could be in your head tho that even tho you don't think of her as a girlfriend, the 3/4 weeks means a bit more than you think so is one reason why you said yes. may not just be cos of the lil kid - like said, it could of been her lil brother or her nephew - ya just dont know!


It was quite fucked up, the petrol fumes must have fooked with my head - cos given the chance again id have her bent over the front of her mothers toyota

Im never like that Why did I cack myself so much

Yes im seeing some1, and I do like her but its not that serious - but knowhere as hot as this lass was

Grrr - im going to go to buy petrol every day after work from now on in hope of bumping into her again
Jason
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25th May 04 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u fukin idiot!

go find her again!!!!
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason
u fukin idiot!

go find her again!!!!


I will

You know when you see someone and think to yourself OMG she is gorgeous I want to fuck her(bet she's amazing in bed) - but usually they just ignore you and walk past.....well she just asked me out and........I SHAT MY PANTS
Marc
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25th May 04 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

obviously didnt compare to drewston
Ben
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go to petrol station , ask them to play back the cctv, get her reg number , trace her down . ask the driver for her mates phone number and tadaa!

or u could just face up to the fact uve cocked up and carry on with life
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben
go to petrol station , ask them to play back the cctv, get her reg number , trace her down . ask the driver for her mates phone number and tadaa!

or u could just face up to the fact uve cocked up and carry on with life


Could do eh

I will find my woman again she looked/sounded local - cant hav gone far
dave17
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i feel sad for you
Pablo
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FPMSL !!! U twat
Ben
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she will think its romantic , which will probibly mean u get layed . if not just show a bit of affection to the sprog and that should def see u right
BabyBlade
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25th May 04 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u tit
Corsalad87
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u piece of knob cheese y do tht she sounds like a MILFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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