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Icy
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A father enters his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, he reads it with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped
with my new boyfriend.
> > >
I've found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings,scars
and
tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that Dad, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
Very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children
with me and that's one of my dreams.
> > >
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science
to
find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
> > >
Don't worry about our money situation, Ahmed has arranged for me to
appear
in certain films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their
basement.
Apparently I can earn per scene. I get a bonus if there are more than
three
men in the scene and an extra 0 if they use the horse.
> > >
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'll visit you so that you can meet your grandchildren.
> > >
> > > Your daughter,
> > >
> > > Aimee
> > >
> > > PS: Dad, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just
wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than denting a car.
> > >
> > > Sorry about your Polo, I love you!
> > >
> > > Aimee
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hehe
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like it!
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I shall try that one
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classic
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Pmsl mint like
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APMSL!!!
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jus reread it
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that's amazing!
I just received the same mail in French at work this morning!
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That is FULLY ace!!
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fcukin mazin

 
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