corsasport.co.uk
  Not logged in [Login - Register]  
You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In  

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Jokes (quite sick ones actually)


New Topic
New Poll 		  Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Jokes (quite sick ones actually)
Mattb
Member
Registered: 2nd Feb 03
Location: Under your sisters bed
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1) Why didn't the cat eat its dinner??
Because i nailed its head to the floor

2) What has two legs and bleeds??
Half a dog..

3) Whats worse than finding 10 dead babies in a bin??
Finding one dead baby in 10 bins..

4) Whats the best thing about screwing twenty eight year olds??
Theres twenty of em...

5)Whats blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimming pool??
A baby with deflated arm bands..

6) Whats blue and Fcuks grannies??
Hyperthermia..

7) Whats pink red and silver and sits in the corner??
A baby with a potatoe peeler..

8) Whats green black and silver and sits in the corner??
Same baby three months later

9) Whats pink and silver and cant turn around in hallways?
A baby with a javelin through its head..

10) Whats better than nailing a baby to a wall??
Ripping the bugger back off...








sick but oh so funny
Drew
Banned
Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mine and claires post on jokes like this ages ago got deleted by ian
Colin
Member
Registered: 4th Apr 02
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
AndyCorsa
Member
Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can see this going in the trash can sometime soon.
Drew
Banned
Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
along with jokes like....


why did the girl fall off the swing?

cause she had no arms.


whats blue and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

baby with burst arm bands

etc etc
Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at the grannie 1
sfxer
Member
Registered: 23rd Aug 00
Location: devon, england
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 18:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
crap jokes
Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 19:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats prob bcoz u have no sense of humour
sfxer
Member
Registered: 23rd Aug 00
Location: devon, england
User status: Offline
4th Jun 04 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol, no not atall

 
New Topic
New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Jokes (quite sick ones actually) 22 database queries in 0.0092201 seconds