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Joff
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12th Jun 04 at 18:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got a problem, quite personal and didn't know who else to turn to.

Basically, I'm in love with some bald headed guy called Dr*w and I don't know how to tell him.

Any suggestions? While I'm here, does anyone have any favourite tastes??
Ally
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12th Jun 04 at 18:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do him dry
Drew
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dont think i can help u with this request
Joff
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry


I expected more from you

Would you like to do me dry?
Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry



pmsl
Matt H
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sell your bonnet & all will be sorted
Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
sell your arse & all will be sorted


Joff
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STFU and I won't have to ruin your ass
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
STFU and I won't have to ruin your ass

i heard pauline already did it?
Joff
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12th Jun 04 at 18:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nope, didn't even attempt to!

Well, not that I'm aware of... maybe he's got a small willeh.
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
Nope, didn't even attempt to!

Well, not that I'm aware of... maybe he's got a small willeh.

could have...although your gonna have to fight for his love with drew, both of them have been shifting shit for quite a while
Joff
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12th Jun 04 at 18:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think I'll leave them to it...
Ally
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12th Jun 04 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry


I expected more from you

Would you like to do me dry?



Tie him up, blindfold him, bend him over, tickle his ass with a feather, stick 2 fingers up, suck his ass then ram ur cock so hard down his ass hole it splits

Better?
Drew
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12th Jun 04 at 19:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Do him dry


I expected more from you

Would you like to do me dry?



Tie him up, blindfold him, bend him over, tickle his ass with a feather, stick 2 fingers up, suck his ass then ram ur cock so hard down his ass hole it splits

Better?


oh fuck
Mattb
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12th Jun 04 at 19:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...
Joff
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quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...


Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...

Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?
broster
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...


Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...

Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?


if i were to pop over can i have my dremal back?
Mattb
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12th Jun 04 at 20:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by broster
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...


Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...

Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?


if i were to pop over can i have my dremal back?


thinking of going solo
Joff
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12th Jun 04 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by broster
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
sod doing him dry.... wrap ya willy in sandpaper then tear im a new ass hole...


Or you could turn the paper the other way round so that the coarse side is on you...

Got some wet and dry here anyone fancy popping over?


if i were to pop over can i have my dremal back?


Yup, but then I'd have to borrow it again. Battery is charging up as I drained it hacking my airbox to bits
broster
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haha, your gunna wear it out lol
Joff
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12th Jun 04 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell me about it - don't think you're getting it back with any useful bits
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so ill get a spinny think back then! cheers! lol
Joff
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np.
broster
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supose i can tickle my arse with it

 
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