Marc
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Fast forward to 2006 - it is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World
Cup Group game.
Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates
looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself,
you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldo goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few pints.
After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on.
A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldo
10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the
teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldo 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus
McSh*te 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they
only scored at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down.......... I got sent off after 12
minutes"
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SetH
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PMFSL 
and rofl @ angus mcshite
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Robbo
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So old but so funny!!! 
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Tom
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Well old but well funny
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Marc
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First time ive heard it
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Jason Iles
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Patrick
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