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3CorsaMeal
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28th Jun 04 at 15:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is ergonomically sound and aesthetically pleasing....

whats yours?
chris_uk
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mines not gettign any
lil miss kinky
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well maybe some
lil miss kinky
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PMSL!
Mistamist
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Has the top chopped off

[Edited on 28-06-2004 by mistdotcom]
micra_pete
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odd looking after the surgeon slipped whilst removing my appedix.

he removed 4 inch, and it took a lot repair to some sort of shape


i have been left with an 9 inch stump.

my missus says its not the size that matters



[Edited on 28-06-2004 by micra_pete]
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you dont call it pete do you
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quote:
Originally posted by lil miss kinky
PMSL!


Pablo
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please refer to the u2u
3CorsaMeal
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vibrio will know the importance of an ergonomic penis
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vibrio has a penis
J20PHL
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mines nineteen and a half years old and is starting to rot
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by J20PHL
mines nineteen and a half years old and is starting to rot


thats wots called needin a wash mate
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J20PHL
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isnt that what blow jobs are for. oh dear, think i need a sit down and a long chat with the old man about sex and what a penis is
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mine is large nad thick but beds slightly to the left. I put this down to many years of wanking with my right hand
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
mine is large nad thick but beds slightly to the left. I put this down to many years of wanking with my right hand


Agree, i have this same affliction, i believe it is due to the erosion of erectile tissue on the left hand side. can be cured though, by vast amounts of tally-whacking using the opposite hand.
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mine bends slightly to the right and smells feighntly of onion
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
mine bends slightly to the right and smells feighntly of onion


Have you been to france lately, they drive on the right and wank with the left, and the girls have onion breath.
purple_corsa_gls
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no, kent
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
no, kent


DAIMO SUCKED YOU OFF THEN
purple_corsa_gls
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sssshhhh. everyone will want it of him....nah he was quite crap really

 
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