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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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7th Jul 04 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
>A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With
>the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
>
> Dear Mum and Dad,
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
>with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially
>with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not
>only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his
>trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
>one of my dreams.
>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
>us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and
>ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find
>the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
>Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his
>friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £50 a
>scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and
>an extra £100 if they use the horse.
>Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
>Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
>
>Your loving daughter, Claire
>...
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>p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING
>BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,.
>I love you. Claire
L330wnz
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Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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7th Jul 04 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuckin ace
chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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7th Jul 04 at 15:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heard it before but it read

>p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than me crashing your car.,.
>I love you. Claire
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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7th Jul 04 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the last bit would upset them the most
mentalcorsa
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7th Jul 04 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quality
Gareth.O
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Location: Kings Langley, Hertfordshire
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S1MON
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Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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Tom
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Was on here about 2 weeks ago but still piss funny

 
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