Gareth.O
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Registered: 25th Sep 02
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I ' m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK i f I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room look at him
in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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R Lee
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PMSL
thats well funny
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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tiz old but still funny
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Dav
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Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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First time I've read it.
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Pablo
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Predator Corsa
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Jason Iles
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ROFLAO kinda thing i'd do
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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PMSL!
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lil miss kinky
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