Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no
previous experience he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears in
complete command of the situation.
As the horse gallops along at a steady pace,Victoria admiringly
watches her husband. After a short time, David becomes a little
casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics
and grabs the horse around the neck
shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for
someone to help her husband, David has by this time slipped
completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the
ground by the fact that he still
has a grip on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the
horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse gallops along, David's head is banging on the ground
and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic
and screams and screams for help!!!!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the
store and unplugs the horse!
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chris_uk
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Je11ybubb1es
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leeshez
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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Made me laugh also
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Holly C
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Location: Gosport, Hampshire
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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old but
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Jason Iles
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Location: Bristol
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ROFLAO
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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funny stuff
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mad4corsa
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Registered: 17th May 04
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OLD BUT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH
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L330wnz
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Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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PMSL
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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made me laugh about a year ago
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