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Craig W

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21st Jul 04 at 22:42

... and were only given a few days to live, would you do something crazy so the world remembered you?

For example, going on an illegal immigrant (Luton town centre) killing spree etc, urinate through Tony Blairs letter box, take a dump on a buckingham palace guardsmans foot, do an armed robbery wearing only a turban, etc etc

willay

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21st Jul 04 at 22:44

i'd go ruin leo.

Nismo

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21st Jul 04 at 22:44

drive my car through all speed cameras i can find ,

chris_uk

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21st Jul 04 at 22:45

go find a tvr.. rob it and drive as fast as i could

CorsaLad16v

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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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21st Jul 04 at 22:45

break into the BB House n smash Victor to a pulp n then take Shell away with me.

and/or go on a wild drinkin sesh n shag any girl who'd want me then tell them i have aids or sumfin nasty to put the shits up them

Matt H

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21st Jul 04 at 22:46

paul would spam the shit out of off-day

Ben

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21st Jul 04 at 22:47

thats a bit shit corsalad , then all other lads get it who aint done owt wrong

Stuckey

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Location: Plumstead, Greater London
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21st Jul 04 at 22:47

steal an indians turban (

don't ask )

steal and joy ride some cars

get really pissed and stoned and wake up somewhere i dunno where i am

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21st Jul 04 at 22:47

I'd fuck a man

CorsaLad16v

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21st Jul 04 at 22:48

quote:
Originally posted by Ben
thats a bit shit corsalad , then all other lads get it who aint done owt wrong

i havn't really got aids lol just tell them that to scare them, teach them a lesson for sleeping around

Craig W

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21st Jul 04 at 22:49

quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
steal an indians turban ( don't ask )

Ive had to take a prisoners turban off once to search his mop - wasn't pleased

MC Kustoms

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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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21st Jul 04 at 22:49

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
... and were only given a few days to live, would you do something crazy so the world remembered you?

For example, going on an illegal immigrant (Luton town centre) killing spree etc, urinate through Tony Blairs letter box, take a dump on a buckingham palace guardsmans foot, do an armed robbery wearing only a turban, etc etc

lol i never go into town alone everyone i no has been muged at least once down there lucky i havent (yet) only time will tell but if u ever do this m8 let me no would like to watch

Craig W

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21st Jul 04 at 22:50

C'mon peeps, what could you do to be recognised world-wide?

Nismo

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21st Jul 04 at 22:50

id also go to all the imagrants in town and shoot them one by one with rusty bullets in the nads

Matt H

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21st Jul 04 at 22:50

quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
I'd fuck a man

i hope you stay in good health then

Stuckey

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21st Jul 04 at 22:50

i thought people weren't allowed to touch em, do they wash their hair if they wear them turbans

Craig W

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21st Jul 04 at 22:51

quote:
Originally posted by speed6

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
... and were only given a few days to live, would you do something crazy so the world remembered you?

For example, going on an illegal immigrant (Luton town centre) killing spree etc, urinate through Tony Blairs letter box, take a dump on a buckingham palace guardsmans foot, do an armed robbery wearing only a turban, etc etc

lol i never go into town alone everyone i no has been muged at least once down there lucky i havent (yet) only time will tell but if u ever do this m8 let me no would like to watch

I work at Luton Crown Court, i see quite a few robbery cases from Luton town lol.

SteveW

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21st Jul 04 at 22:51

Day 1:

Will the car with mucho Optimax and drive hard... make them cameras flash, get the police all pissed and drive into heathrow airport

they wont find me that way... then torch the fuker (so nobody else gets to drive my baby)

Day 2:

Drink A LOT, then go into London and steal a bus, drive it into Hyde Park for a razz around, then drive it into the Thames

Day 3:

SOHO.. PROZZIES.. MUCHO CASH

who cares if you catch anything, you'll be dead by dawn

Craig W

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21st Jul 04 at 22:52

quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
i thought people weren't allowed to touch em, do they wash their hair if they wear them turbans

It's against their religion i think, but when they're prisoners, they lose that right

CorsaLad16v

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21st Jul 04 at 22:53

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
C'mon peeps, what could you do to be recognised world-wide?

blow up the moon

Stuckey

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21st Jul 04 at 22:53

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W

quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
i thought people weren't allowed to touch em, do they wash their hair if they wear them turbans

It's against their religion i think, but when they're prisoners, they lose that right

was his hair greasy and unwashed? just cos i always wondered

Craig W

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21st Jul 04 at 22:56

It did look pretty grim, yeah. I don't know if they wash it or not though.

[Edited on 21-07-2004 by Craig W]

Matt H

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21st Jul 04 at 22:56

i'd blow my life saving on cocaine & a big gun & then go out killing immigrants tony montana stylee

MC Kustoms

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Location: Luton
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21st Jul 04 at 22:56

oh rite m8 dont surprice me 1 bit really thats wot luton is comming to i work at the airport in the catering part and 2/3 of the work force cant speak much english fcuk no's how they got the job

Russ

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21st Jul 04 at 22:59

lol at killing immigrants, would u stop and check first?

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