Tom J
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Any1 seen this? seen it the other night, thought it was alrite, seemed to finish before it had finished though if ya get me 
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Matt H
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has it got steveW in it??
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Paul_J
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I watched that ... SHITTEST Film ever.
Story was shit
Acting was shit
Film was poo...
felt like the story was written by a 5 year old...
Small town with Casino in the middle... A guy comes back from army, meets up with his mates, one of them is the owner of casino where everyone seems to work (instead of a mill), They all goto casino, it all kicks off... He tells police, but they're on the side of the casino... so he goes and kicks the shit out of everyone and gets away with it... Then becomes sherif... Sacks all the police and goes round on his own with a base ball bat, solving crime
Finally busts some drug shit that is in the mill...
Really - that is the shittest story ever and most unlikely...
Think about it, police do loads of things, 1 man can't answer every police call and most of the time he was driving about with his baseball bat. So basically him becoming sherif and sacking all the police gave people a ticket to commit crime... 
TOTAL WANK
Paul J
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Paul_J
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P.S. Sorry - Torque is the shittest film ever... Walking tall is a close 2nd.
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Tom J
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
I watched that ... SHITTEST Film ever.
Story was shit
Acting was shit
Film was poo...
felt like the story was written by a 5 year old...
Small town with Casino in the middle... A guy comes back from army, meets up with his mates, one of them is the owner of casino where everyone seems to work (instead of a mill), They all goto casino, it all kicks off... He tells police, but they're on the side of the casino... so he goes and kicks the shit out of everyone and gets away with it... Then becomes sherif... Sacks all the police and goes round on his own with a base ball bat, solving crime
Finally busts some drug shit that is in the mill...
Really - that is the shittest story ever and most unlikely...
Think about it, police do loads of things, 1 man can't answer every police call and most of the time he was driving about with his baseball bat. So basically him becoming sherif and sacking all the police gave people a ticket to commit crime...
TOTAL WANK
Paul J
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Tom J
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it cracked me up when he pulled over the casino bloke, and he took the piece of wood with him, to smash his taillite
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Paul_J
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but I mean... Surely while he was out doing that (which is a bit bent as the casino guy hasn't really done anything wrong, its just his goons who have) - surely people are dialing 911 with simple things like, Cat stuck in tree, mugged in highstreet, etc...
And there's no police to answer the call...
stupid stupid film - thank god I only downloaded it and didn't waste money on it.
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Tom J
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i didnt pay to see it, had free tickets. o well it amused me
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Paul_J
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I could imagine American's enjoying it...
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Tom J
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was a tad predicatable i can say
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R Lee
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isn't this film based on a true story?
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Paul_J
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haha yeh I chuckled at that... Story based on true events...
That could mean anything i.e. 'A mill was closed down in a town' -
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R Lee
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can't remember what programme i saw it on, but its something like a guy comes back and doesn't like the stuff going on in his hometown.
thats it.
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