CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of miles and breathalysed. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.
I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny
His mate, whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the car, came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.
Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time, he calls me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public, in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.
Plod get back in their car and drive off, with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing his head off.
And the moral of the story for the police is....
Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before
breathalysing the guy in the right hand seat
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MC Kustoms
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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that a good story m8 nice twist
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
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I didn't see that coming
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mossy
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Registered: 22nd Jan 04
Location: Manchester Drives: GSi
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funnier first time it was posted
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
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quote: Originally posted by Ian
I didn't see that coming
ditto
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R Lee
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quote: Originally posted by mossy
funnier first time it was posted
yup
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Pablo
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Colin
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Was posted ages ago, actually read out to be the guy that posted it on 200sx forum.....dunno if its true but its a belter if it is
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leeshez
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good 1
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L330wnz
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Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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I thought it was a real sotry u was tellin'..
was about to type 'u stupid fukka'
good one tho
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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ha ha
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Predator Corsa
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Kent
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thats gd
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Drysdale
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
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not that funny when you know whats gonna happen
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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clever
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ed
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
not that funny when you know whats gonna happen
Ditto.
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