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michelle

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Registered: 15th Oct 03
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27th Jul 04 at 13:53

Post your best chat up lines here

Ryan L

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Location: Essex
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27th Jul 04 at 13:57

Hi whats your name?

CorsAsh

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Location: Munich
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27th Jul 04 at 14:00

I heard you're easy, fancy gettin laid?

dirtymagician

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Registered: 16th Sep 03
Location: Blackpool, Lancashire
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27th Jul 04 at 14:01

so what did you have for your tea?

Jason Iles

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27th Jul 04 at 14:01

I usually when pissed sing a random song

Colin

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27th Jul 04 at 14:03

Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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27th Jul 04 at 14:05

quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
I usually when pissed sing a random song

PMSL I shall b expecting that Saturday I wish to wittness !

Robbo

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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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27th Jul 04 at 14:06

suck me beautiful

michelle

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Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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27th Jul 04 at 14:06

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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27th Jul 04 at 14:08

I dont think.....well i fucking hope that blokes dont use chat up lines! i dont think i could embarress myself to use a corny line

Colin

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27th Jul 04 at 14:09

quote:
Originally posted by michelle

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please

Do you think that would work

michelle

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Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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27th Jul 04 at 14:10

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin

quote:
Originally posted by michelle

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Excuse me love could you help me, I cant read....what does that say?...S..t..e..l..l..a yeah i'll have one of those please

Do you think that would work

Wouldn't work on me

sunnyb

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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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27th Jul 04 at 14:14

hey how u doin?

Jason Iles

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27th Jul 04 at 14:15

quote:
Originally posted by P4UL

quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
I usually when pissed sing a random song
PMSL I shall b expecting that Saturday I wish to wittness !

It will be done

Nismo

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27th Jul 04 at 14:15

hi im a farmer may i combine on your harvester

CorsAsh

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27th Jul 04 at 14:17

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
hi im a farmer may i combine on your harvester

How about... "This is Betsy, now pay attention as I shoot my load"

Jason Iles

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27th Jul 04 at 14:19

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
hi im a farmer may i combine on your harvester

You ever seen my 12 bore

Corsa E-Tec

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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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27th Jul 04 at 14:23

Do you want to ride my pony!?

Nismo

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27th Jul 04 at 14:23

im Farmer Nemo wanna be my cow

stuyw

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27th Jul 04 at 14:24

have u seen them shores?
wot shores?
oh thanks , i'll have a stella

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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27th Jul 04 at 14:26

Fancy coming bak to mine for pizza and chips?

"no"

Why dont u like pizza

Karen

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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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27th Jul 04 at 14:37

quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Fancy coming bak to mine for pizza and chips?

"no"

Why dont u like pizza

Yes Id say that 2 u as I dont like Pizza anyway

[Edited on 27-07-2004 by foxy lady]

Pablo

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27th Jul 04 at 14:37

mk4_astra

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27th Jul 04 at 14:41

let me lick your pissflaps

chris_uk

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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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27th Jul 04 at 14:42

is that a mirror in your pocket? coz i can see myself in your pants 2nite..

so its true.. not all angels have wings.

did it hurt?

'did wat hurt'

when you fell from heaven...

i cant think of anymore. and i dont use these n e way.

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