morrisdaboss
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when she was near me which gave me many a pleasant view of her panty clad derriere. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight to my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your corsa
[Edited on 10-08-2004 by MORRIS69]
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Colin
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This joke is so old
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bun
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cs toime machine's at it again
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Martyn
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thats wicked
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Tom
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Russ
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my great great great great grandad told me that 400 billion years ago
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morrisdaboss
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quote:
Originally posted by RussSxi
my great great great great grandad told me that 400 billion years ago
really? youve got a good memory. Im amazed that you two were around at the same time, or was that a joke too?
[Edited on 10-08-2004 by MORRIS69]
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SetH
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I would have done the sisters tight little batteh good n proper
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