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do your roses smell of pooooooo ooooohoooooo?
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Roses really smell like BOO-BOO-OO
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I'm a different bitch, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask
Kiss my butt, get my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I'm a different bitch, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask
Kiss my gritts, get my cash, i'd rather have you whoop my ass




wont put out, i'll put you out, wont get out, i'll push you out, looks blew out, pop & shit, wouldnt piss on fire to put you out. am i too nice? to buy you ice? bitch if you died wouldnt buy you life, now your tryin-a be my new wife? what you maria? fly through twice. but i do know 1 thing yo, bitches they come they go, saturday through sunday monday, monday through sunday yo. maybe i'll love you someday, maybe we'll someday grow. till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway ho.....

[Edited on 11-08-2004 by matt h]
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actually listening to PVD vs Eminem tho (Superman for an Angel)
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A one off tune
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Fuck you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green lip
My dick conhotoe bitch oh shit fucking ass licking piss sucking cunt
These nuts on your lips Kentucky Fried kung-pao clits
I don't know what to say
So what, don't give a fuck, me know
I don't know what to say
So what
Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty arm pits big ass hairy
mole
Between your pussy lips cunt shit cock dick cunt tit barf piss balls
ass
Pecker quief oh shit fucked bitch damn fucking diarrhea slut with
dicks
I don't know what to say
So what, don't give a fuck, me know (x3)
I don't know what to say
So what
I have fought to find stuff to say
But now I've found something to say
Fuck you, punk ass bitch (x2)
I don't know what to say
So what, don't give a fuck, me know (x3)
I don't know what to say
So what
Cunt
Fuck
Shit
Bitch
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and thats a tune
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
Fuck you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green lip
My dick conhotoe bitch oh shit fucking ass licking piss sucking cunt
These nuts on your lips Kentucky Fried kung-pao clits
I don't know what to say
So what, don't give a fuck, me know
I don't know what to say
So what
Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty arm pits big ass hairy
mole
Between your pussy lips cunt shit cock dick cunt tit barf piss balls
ass
Pecker quief oh shit fucked bitch damn fucking diarrhea slut with
dicks
I don't know what to say
So what, don't give a fuck, me know (x3)
I don't know what to say
So what
I have fought to find stuff to say
But now I've found something to say
Fuck you, punk ass bitch (x2)
I don't know what to say
So what, don't give a fuck, me know (x3)
I don't know what to say
So what
Cunt
Fuck
Shit
Bitch


sounds abit wank this 1 really
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its 'different' to say the least...
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who is it?
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but there is this one too... which again is class

quote:
This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

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first one by Korn (life is peachy album)

2nd one Tenacious D
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My balls ache
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can i rub them jase?
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Yes farmer Matt you sure can
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we are doing the cha cha slide in work
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I know, I'm bored
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i can think of many ways to prevent boredom...
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give me ideas...
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you can't really do them on your own or at work
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how busy is it at your work?

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