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Author Thursday Joke
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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12th Aug 04 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The River
>
>Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
raging
>violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
prayed,

>"God,please give me the strength to cross the river."Poof! God gave
him
>big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2
hours,
>having almost drowned twice.
>
>After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof!
>
>God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able
to
>row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
>
>Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,"God,
>please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
>river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked
one
>hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
>
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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12th Aug 04 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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12th Aug 04 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

true true true
Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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