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Author I need a chat up line...
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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1st Sep 04 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gonna ask a girl out tomorrow
Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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1st Sep 04 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"hi im pug nut, my friends call me gay"


Stuckey
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Registered: 5th Jun 02
Location: Plumstead, Greater London
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1st Sep 04 at 19:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"i'm super, thnks for asking"
AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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1st Sep 04 at 19:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oi love where u been all my life?

on a fuckin diet?
AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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1st Sep 04 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oi sugar....no not u the other lump
AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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1st Sep 04 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oi minger, wanna shag
AndyW
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1st Sep 04 at 19:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
look ur the ugliest bird in the club n im the ugliest guy, its kinda fate aint it...
Baz-Zico
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Registered: 15th Jan 03
Location: Glasgow, Renfrewshire
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1st Sep 04 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
chat up lines are lame DONT USE EM!!
Graham
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1st Sep 04 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its pug nut tho
Baz-Zico
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1st Sep 04 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^ fair point
Adam-D
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Location: Cheshire
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1st Sep 04 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
"i'm super, thnks for asking"


Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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1st Sep 04 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I wanna ask her out but don't wanna just come out with it if you know what i mean. I was thinking "what would you say if i was to ask you out". I don't norm do this so i'm gonna feel like a right cunt.
kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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1st Sep 04 at 20:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"wana play lion" (male)

"how do u play that?" (female)

"you get on all fours growl like a lion and i'll feed you the meat" (male)
AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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1st Sep 04 at 20:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
I wanna ask her out but don't wanna just come out with it if you know what i mean. I was thinking "what would you say if i was to ask you out". I don't norm do this so i'm gonna feel like a right cunt.


in all honesty say, look i dont normally do this but wud u fancy comin out with me one evening....blah di blah di blah

then be prepared for the, im sorry i just look at u as a friend speach
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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1st Sep 04 at 20:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
I wanna ask her out but don't wanna just come out with it if you know what i mean. I was thinking "what would you say if i was to ask you out". I don't norm do this so i'm gonna feel like a right cunt.


in all honesty say, look i dont normally do this but wud u fancy comin out with me one evening....blah di blah di blah

then be prepared for the, im sorry i just look at u as a friend speach


I wish i could just send her a text or e-mail
AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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1st Sep 04 at 20:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
I wanna ask her out but don't wanna just come out with it if you know what i mean. I was thinking "what would you say if i was to ask you out". I don't norm do this so i'm gonna feel like a right cunt.


in all honesty say, look i dont normally do this but wud u fancy comin out with me one evening....blah di blah di blah

then be prepared for the, im sorry i just look at u as a friend speach


I wish i could just send her a text or e-mail


do so then
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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1st Sep 04 at 20:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't have her # or e-mail
AndyW
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1st Sep 04 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
I don't have her # or e-mail


how u know her
Andrew
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1st Sep 04 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Through work
Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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1st Sep 04 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
are you her boss or above her?
Andrew
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Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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1st Sep 04 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We work together but she is full time but i'm only part time. Now you see why i don't wanna make a cunt of myself but i'm gonna go for it....
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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1st Sep 04 at 20:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
say

"you wanna drink?"

then she'll prob say yeah

then say "great wot time & where?"
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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1st Sep 04 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Would you like to go for a drink when you have finished work some time? Or im pug nut my M8s think im gay coz i cream in my face.
leeshez
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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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1st Sep 04 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you sleep on your front? No well can i
leeshez
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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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1st Sep 04 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Does your dad own a brewery and do you shag on first dates?

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