morrisdaboss
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Location: Feltham, have you?
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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
it was split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg".
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill
and now they have a son
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Oh dear 
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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morrisdaboss
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Location: Feltham, have you?
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oh dear indeed
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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Jack and jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun,
jack went down,
but came back with a frown
coz he found jill was a tranny
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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Chris and Shelly
went up the hill
to have a little fun,
Chris went down,
but came back with a frown
Cause Shelly Laughed At the size of his WILLY
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turbodreams
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morrisdaboss
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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Clumpity Chris sat on a wall
Clumpity Chris had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "fcuk him, He's only a wnak end wee pencil dicked baw sack munchin loser boy".
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leeshez
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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laughed out loud in college!!
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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Old Chris Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch his poor dog a bone.
When he bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
And He Fcukin loved it cause chris loves the cock.he has an ass hole as wide as the clyde, like throwin a basebal bat up the channel tunnel.
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Icy
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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Come on Chris Where Are You Im Tearin The Baws Off you Here
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turbodreams
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Chris had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Chris walked
the boys could see his Thighs
Chris had another skirt
it was split right up the front
He wore That One only on the Weekends so he Could Get his cock out quick enough to molest defencless small Men bending over to tie ther shoe laces,
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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ttt
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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PMSL
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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quote:
Originally posted by turbodreams
Come on Chris Where Are You Im Tearin The Baws Off you Here
*yawn*
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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Chris You Are So Boring Now What is Wrong Wth You ???????????????
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
I look above the world so high,
You look like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
When the blazing sun is gone,
All the Munters come upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
Then the munter in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark
She could not see were to put it,
If you did not wiggle were she could spot it..
Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
Turbo dreams.. we feel for ya m8!
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
I look above the world so high,
You look like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
When the blazing sun is gone,
All the Munters come upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
Then the munter in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark
She could not see were to put it,
If you did not wiggle were she could spot it..
Twinkle, twinkle, little dick,
How I wonder were you are!
Turbo dreams.. we feel for ya m8!
Haahahaahahahahahahahahahaaa What The Fuck Was That
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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The grossest thing for me to see
is Chris's bathroom floor all full of pee.
Why can't he make it in the bowl?
Cant he see there is a hole?
Out in the woods, he think it's cute
to see how far that he can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see
there is a bowl in which you pee!
(It's usually white & kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't Chris make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why
he makes my bathroom such a sty?
Come on Chris, get a clue!
You know what you have to do.
Be a human-not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.
When you're done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid & push it down
(don't continually act like a clown)
Falling in, it is not fun
getting water on your buns.
Zip up your pants, & you're all done
now wasn't that a lot of fun?
Keep this little poem in mind
And Remember Masterbating Makes You Blind
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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We met upon the Internet,
A friendship electronic,
Expressed alone in words and thoughts,
Inevitably platonic.
We live too far apart for us
To mingle in the flesh,
But much more close than family,
Our hearts and feelings mesh.
Your dear, dear self reveals itself
Without a voice or face.
We have our own sweet home within
Our precious cyberspace.
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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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Chris I Love YOu MaRrY Me
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