PainZ
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Registered: 28th Jun 02
Location: Camberley, Surrey - Drives a Black Vectra VXR Esta
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Yes me
A fucking terroriest  
As some of you may know my dads in the army, we are based in Surrey about 30 footsteps away from deepcut base (yes where all them soldiers were murdered!)
Just went to take some pics of the astra after i had cleaned it, and some chump army guard started going mad at me,
At this point i realised the car was backed onto the army base across the road (its only the officers mess, no tanks or weapons there...)
"OI YOU" the guard shouted
*me walks over to him who is behind a 6ft fence with a mahoosive gun in his hand* (i was hardly gonna put up a fight)
"errr Yes" i said
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING" guard
"well i have just cleaned" i started to say
"I DONT CARE BACK AWAY NOW, THIS IS A MILITRY ZONE" he said in a very rude tone of voice
he then kept on being a cock etc, being very rude, asking for my ID and my dads name etc etc
He then said if i had a problem to take my dad over there
We can see the guard room from out house, its only across the street so my dad went over there and asked why he was being rude etc etc
He then said he thought i was a terrorist, and now realised i wasnt.
He said sorry for being rude but he was trying to "shock" and "scare" me
The only thing that shocked me was the size of the cock on his forehead and how rude people can be.
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sassyminx
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fpmsl peter jones ru a nazi 
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Kerry
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I knew there was something not right about u 
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GREG 1
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sassyminx
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PainZ - Pete says:
i might go over there in a min
- - Sassyminx™ - - says:
over where
PainZ - Pete says:
in my dads hat he nicked
- - Sassyminx™ - - says:
lmao
PainZ - Pete says:
that helicopter one
PainZ - Pete says:
and pretend im from iraq
- - Sassyminx™ - - says:
fpmsl
PainZ - Pete says:
and i crashed me helicopter
PainZ - Pete says:
i can nick me mums foundation
PainZ - Pete says:
and put some tan on
PainZ - Pete says:
and put on a borat voice
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PainZ
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damn you sarah!
you will never make a good spy!!
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Demo
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^ pmsl
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sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by PainZ
damn you sarah!
you will never make a good spy!!
whos sarah 
round g4 in 23 u know wot to do 
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CraigyG
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jr
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did he call you a MONKEH afterwards
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corb
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FPMSL
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sassyminx
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
did he call you a MONKEH afterwards
FPMSL! MONKEH
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Jambo
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chr15barn3s
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Super_si
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but then youd moan like fuck if he didnt do his job and you were blown up to fuck.............
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goldfish
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the guard was obviously jealous
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PainZ
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i wasnt moaing about him doing his job,
he had everyright to ask me to move etc, because you should take pictures of militry things like that,
however i was moaning about the way i was talked too.
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leeshez
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OMG whatch what you say he might get u
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Adam
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You in the house on the corner of the field then?
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willay
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the field also known as the bombing range adam?
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willay
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NEWS JUST IN!
PainZ has suspected links to al cedideididaiaiaia.
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Adam
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
the field also known as the bombing range adam?
They have a show there once a year but it's the onlky house I can think of that overlooks the Officers mess
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
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Piccys?
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Adam
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Piccys?
Of his gaff?
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