leeshez
Member
Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline
|
This is a joke what was Emailed to me enjoy.
A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.
Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon.
"It's very brave of you to come out here," says Matthew.
"Please tell the audience what happened"
"Well" replies Simon,
"About a year ago, I was driving with my Uncle when we had a really bad accident.
Unfortunately my Uncle was killed outright but I survived.
I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free and the doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs!"
"That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?" asks Matthew.
"No Matthew. While I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my Uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft his legs onto my body.
The operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year."
A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.
"That's an unbelievable story. So, who are you going to be?"
scroll down...
scroll down...
keep going this is great...
it's worth it - honest!
"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Simon and Halfuncle!"
********************************************************************
|
