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Author A Liverpool love story (Joke)
leeshez
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20th Sep 04 at 07:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
>A LIVERPOOL LOVE STORY
>A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end
her
>life by throwing herself into the Mersey.
>She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing
water
>when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the
pier,
>crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live
for.
>"l'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
away
>on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
>Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll
keep
>you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded Yes, After all,
what
>did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
>start in America would give her life new meaning.
>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From
>then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit,
>and they made passionate love until dawn.
>Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the
>captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
>food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me."
>"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Birkenhead Ferry
dj_mikey_k
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heard that before
Lukemax
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hahaha
hodaz
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nice 1
S1MON
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Marc D
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i go to college in birkenhead

[Edited on 20-09-2004 by Marc D]
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