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Author how do you???
chanel
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   29th Sep 04 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
light a cigarette without a lighter or matches??
Matt H
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29th Sep 04 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
where are you?

toaster, gas hob, ask a stranger
Russ
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use a candle
orange_juice
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quote:
Originally posted by RussSxi
use a candle
PMSL
Matt H
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on the bonfire
Matt H
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put it in the kettle & boil it
chanel
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toaster!!!!


thank you
Matt H
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surely the gas hob is easier
chanel
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29th Sep 04 at 15:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuk - just realised we dont have toaster




ummm - our hob is one of those flat ones - no real fire
Deekiboy
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29th Sep 04 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Even Better Smoke Healthy, Dont Light it That would be my opinion
chanel
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3CorsaMeal
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29th Sep 04 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rub two sticks together.

get superman and ask for him to use lazer eyes.
Matt H
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grill
or oven?
Matt H
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29th Sep 04 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how about you walk to the shop to buy a lighter & then smoke the fag on the way back
Laney
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Chanelski
MatthewR
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29th Sep 04 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cigarette lighter in motor?
chanel
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quote:
Originally posted by Laney
Chanelski





Graham
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chanel this is the easiest way, take the fag up to a light bulb and start pufifng on it and eventually in about 10 years it'll light
chanel
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im gonna try the hob - but it might take as long as a lightbulb - and my face might get burnt off
Laney
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29th Sep 04 at 15:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic
quote:
Originally posted by Laney
Chanelski




Ally
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29th Sep 04 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Quit smoking?

I did
chanel
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29th Sep 04 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hob didnt work
Graham
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quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic




im gonna try the hob - but it might take as long as a lightbulb - and my face might get burnt off


we tried this, it only burns the fag but doesnt light it, eventually we went downstairs to the spar and got a lighter i suggest you follow suit
chanel
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do pubs sell lighters?
Graham
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they sell matches or should do

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