leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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A man called John invited his mother over for dinner. During the
> course of the meal, his mother could'nt help but notice how
> handsome Johns flatmate was.
> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
> and this only made her more curious.
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
> she started to wonder if there was more between John and his
> flatmate than met the eye.
> Reading his mum's thoughts, John volenteered, " I know what you
> must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon and I are just
> flatmates."
> About a week later, Simon came to John saying, "ever since your
> mother came to dinner I've been unable to find the beautiful
> silver gravy ladle.
> You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but
> I'II email her just to be sure," said John. So he sat down and
> wrote:
> Dear Mother,
> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house,
> I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the ladle, but the fact
> remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
> dinner.
> Love, John
> Several days later John received an email from his Mother, which
> read:
> Dear Son,
> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Simon, and I'm not saying
> that you 'do not' sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if
> he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the
> gravy ladle by now.
> Love, Mum
> Lesson of the day : Don't ever lie to your Mum.
>
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