Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
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Just got this on an email, apologies if it's already been posted but it's some seriously freaky shit
BEER MATHEMATICS
This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 ...
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
You should have a three-digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).
The next two numbers are .......
YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK!
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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717 
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Mad Moe
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You must of done it wrong mate it's worked for everyone in my office
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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no thats right
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Mad Moe
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So that 7 days and you're 17?
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combatvauxhall
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Registered: 3rd May 02
Location: Seer Green-Too close to winkers!!!
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620, how the fcuk
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Sam.S
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worked for me, 319 
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Carly
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Location: sheffield
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319 for me too 
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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not me :S
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Half Pint
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1 and 49
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Gavin
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Location: West Midlands
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3 and 21 for me
worked
pew pew pew pewwwww
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BigSte
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Location: Sheffield
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719
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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3 and 19
works for me, makes me wonder who came up with this. lol
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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very clever 
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Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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421
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Lukemax
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Location: West Sussex
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agreed very clever
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CraigyG
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
So that 7 days and you're 17?
Yup
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T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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424 yep
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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933 think i should have used a calculator
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)
Call this a
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
2a
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
2a + 5
4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
50(2a + 5)
=100a + 250
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 ...
100a + 250 + 1754
=100a + 2004
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
100a + 2004 - 1978
You should have a three-digit number
100a + 26
The first digit of this was your original number
...because you multiplied it by 100, therefore its in the hundreds column
The next two numbers are .......
Your year of birth subtracted from the year we're in - your age
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Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)
Call this a
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
2a
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
2a + 5
4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
50(2a + 5)
=100a + 250
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 ...
100a + 250 + 1754
=100a + 2004
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
100a + 2004 - 1978
You should have a three-digit number
100a + 26
The first digit of this was your original number
...because you multiplied it by 100, therefore its in the hundreds column
The next two numbers are .......
Your year of birth subtracted from the year we're in - your age
There's always one  Obviously hasn't had enough beer yet!
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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didnt work for me, as i dont drink so it says i have a pint a week and im eight years old 
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Sims
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
Location: Bath/Bristol area Drove: 1994 Corsa SRi Now: VTR
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520. Yep worked for me. Clever how someone thought that up. might have to try that one down the pub tomorrow
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Woollard
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Registered: 20th Nov 01
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i have done it twice so far and come up with 241. im 21!! i would like to drink twice a week and not on a sunday. someone do it for me, it dont work.
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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531 yes im 31 oh dear i will shag u
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