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Author Quality joke, couldnt stop chucklin when i heard it.....
Matt H
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8th Oct 04 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what was nelly the elephant called when after she said goodbye to the circus?
Nath
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8th Oct 04 at 22:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Steve?
Laney
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Jobless bum?
Matt H
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8th Oct 04 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no she was called nelly. even though she was still an elephant she decided a name change would be a good idea so no one got her confused with the elephant called nelly who used to work for the circus


funny eh?
leeshez
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8th Oct 04 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????pleaseGTF
Matt H
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8th Oct 04 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
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GTF
Woollard
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8th Oct 04 at 22:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
matt h, i know my joke was lame, that was why i was laughing, in a way i was laughing at myself for laughing, therfore luaghing alot....laugh
Matt H
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
my joke was lame



all you needed to put
leeshez
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8th Oct 04 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im to P****D to care
Woollard
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8th Oct 04 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what is blue and doesnt fit??
leeshez
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8th Oct 04 at 22:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
U in a bag
Woollard
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8th Oct 04 at 22:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a dead epileptic
CorsAsh
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8th Oct 04 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

-A baby with slashed armbands

Whats red and orange and floats on a swimming pool?

-A slashed baby wearing armbands

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

-A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out...
Woollard
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8th Oct 04 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have a very cruel joke, it may offend many people, votes on if you think i should post it, plse reply below, yes or no
Matt H
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8th Oct 04 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is it about postman pat?
CorsAsh
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Whats Black and White and Red and Blue?

-Jess after Pat's slashed him and thrown him in his swimming pool
Woollard
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8th Oct 04 at 22:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no, ive already posted that quality joke.
Matt H
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8th Oct 04 at 22:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go on
Woollard
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well as you have asked so nicely.

what 12 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream
Matt H
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a dead person thats 12" tall?
CorsAsh
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8th Oct 04 at 22:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cot Death
Woollard
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corsa ash, correct

 
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