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--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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20th Oct 04 at 14:04

that i wish to share with you all.

Me and the gf were round her house (her folks were in as well as her brother and his girlfriend). Finished watching the man utd game and went upstairs to get some space and cuddle and stuff... awwww.

She turns round to me and whispers, "do you fancy taking a drive in your car?".

As you can imagine, my face was something along the lines of...

So off we went looking for a remote spot somewhere and eventually ended up in a primary school car park where it was pitch black, i was a bit scared

and thought that this would hamper my performance.

I've never had sex outside or in a car and it was

got a bj too and was just sitting there thinking, "fuck this is good".

All the windows were steaming up like a goodun it was like something out of the Titanic

After about 20 minutes she told me she was coming I couldn't believe it!!! She did then a moment later i did and it was all good

The other bonus was that there was no creaking whilst we were in the back so the suspension is fine

Robbo

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20th Oct 04 at 14:06

Ally

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20th Oct 04 at 14:06

Id never shag in a car

Im not 'back seat' material.

sassyminx

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20th Oct 04 at 14:06

u wont catch me dirtying my seats

tho i do need a new bonnet * hmmmmmm*

much space in a corsa c?

rich is 6"4 i reckon we would have a bit of a mission

MatthewR

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20th Oct 04 at 14:08

Good stuff, i did it onc ein Asda car park

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 14:09

yeah theres quite a bit of room surprisingly. Put the 2 chairs as far forward as they go and do girl on top.

Rich should be ok if he kinda slouches on the back seat if you get what i mean... that way he can also push his willeh further into you

Carly

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20th Oct 04 at 14:09

my and our lads cars were too small for a gud session,so we took his dads

sassyminx

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20th Oct 04 at 14:09

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
yeah theres quite a bit of room surprisingly. Put the 2 chairs as far forward as they go and do girl on top.

Rich should be ok if he kinda slouches on the back seat if you get what i mean... that way he can also push his willeh further into you

thanks for the detailed description dave

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 14:12

when we got back she said something else that kinda shocked me as well. She wants us to make a "home video".

FUCKING YESH!!

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 14:13

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
yeah theres quite a bit of room surprisingly. Put the 2 chairs as far forward as they go and do girl on top.

Rich should be ok if he kinda slouches on the back seat if you get what i mean... that way he can also push his willeh further into you

thanks for the detailed description dave

no probs Sarah

ajscorsa

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20th Oct 04 at 14:14

i used to love shaggin in ma corsa, not cristened the astra yet tho.

think ill take the burd out in the car the nite

3CorsaMeal

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20th Oct 04 at 14:16

my ex got carpet burn off the seat while engaging in this activity, i never heard the end of that, bloody woman

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 14:16

go for it mate

i was just waiting for the shine of headlights to come through the windows but it never came thank fuck.

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 14:17

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
my ex got carpet burn off the seat while engaging in this activity, i never heard the end of that, bloody woman

battle scars, i like it

something for her to remember you by

ajscorsa

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20th Oct 04 at 14:18

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
my ex got carpet burn off the seat while engaging in this activity, i never heard the end of that, bloody woman

in the corsa i had a false floor in the back instead of seats and the missus got a carpet burn, she was wearing a skirt and her mum asked what happened to her legs, it was so fukin obvious

Jamie

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20th Oct 04 at 14:20

Same with my Coupe, seats dont even go all teh way back

sassyminx

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20th Oct 04 at 14:22

the lad who i look after at work is paralysed, anyway him and his ex bird went out in his car, i came into work and he goes to me , i cant get up today, i was like why not? he then shows me about a 2" scab on the bottom of his back........ told the district nurse he got it while slide transferring into his wheelchair, which i knew was a lie, said he was doin his gf in his car and got caught on the handbrake, served him right he was in bed for a week til it healed

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 14:24

PMSL!

Red_SXi

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20th Oct 04 at 14:26

I've done this many a time, been caught twice by the police too

Ps. I know to put covers on your seats next time your car is at mine

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 14:28

We cleaned up afterwards mate, don't worry about that

bradfincham

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20th Oct 04 at 14:53

I used to use poa as shag pad!

Only once in new car as cage and harnesses get in way! however will chain her to the cage! then fuck off!!
Christened my nova the day i passed my test!! LOL

goldfish

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20th Oct 04 at 15:59

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
that i wish to share with you all.

Me and the gf were round her house (her folks were in as well as her brother and his girlfriend). Finished watching the man utd game and went upstairs to get some space and cuddle and stuff... awwww.

She turns round to me and whispers, "do you fancy taking a drive in your car?".

As you can imagine, my face was something along the lines of...

So off we went looking for a remote spot somewhere and eventually ended up in a primary school car park where it was pitch black, i was a bit scared and thought that this would hamper my performance.

I've never had sex outside or in a car and it was got a bj too and was just sitting there thinking, "fuck this is good".

All the windows were steaming up like a goodun it was like something out of the Titanic After about 20 minutes she told me she was coming I couldn't believe it!!! She did then a moment later i did and it was all good

The other bonus was that there was no creaking whilst we were in the back so the suspension is fine

PMSL you sound like a boy thats just lost his virginity.

20mins to make her cum. your doing somthing wrong

--Dave--

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20th Oct 04 at 16:02

and you're a fucking idiot but you don't see me telling everyone about it

Unlike the munters that you probably pull, me and the gf like it nice and slow usually, being outside made us a little bit horny and so 20mins was pretty good.

I suggest you go and play with your twanger all by yourself, there's a good lad.

J da Silva

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20th Oct 04 at 16:05

I banged some bint in a car, was crap to fuck in a car but she was the opposite

think I posted her up in offday

Got a proper bird now though, she's ace

BigSte

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Location: Sheffield
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20th Oct 04 at 16:06

**note to self...........never sit in or purchase Dave's car**

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