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steviegsi
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   21st Oct 04 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent git," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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Corsalad87
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baza31
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LOL
Nath
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LMAO!!!
Adam-D
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mossy
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by mossy
i dont get it


There there................. Not to worry.
MikeE
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pmsl!
mossy
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by mossy
i dont get it


There there................. Not to worry.





not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Rocky
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