Scottydoo
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Scotland
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I have the weekend squits
How the fuck is everybody
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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i have the shits also, been twice already today
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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yes i sent the whole company a bitch email as i came in to find some chump had been using my machine durring nights and lef it in such a state plus theres half eaten food in my keyboard
Told the manager im not working untill its cleaned up.
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Scottydoo
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Scotland
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I went 8 times last night twice this morning and 3 times today at work
My ass is on fire
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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fetch the engine, fetch the engine
FIRE FIRE! FIRE FIRE!
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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i never go to the toilet im tryin to get an appointment at docs cos im run down to feck cant bloody get through, cant go to loo, got shit loads of spots even after drinkin 5 bloody pints of water a day and ive got a splittin headache and keep falling asleep.........hes gunna fuckin love me
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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i'm munching bourneville chocolate and pretending to work again
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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poor Sass
I was hoping to get the skirts and arches back for me car at the weekend, no such luck
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Scottydoo
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Scotland
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My ass......my ass.......my ass is on fire
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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Im dying for a shat, but the decorators are in. I might have to pop the macdonalds at the arnison centre at lunch time
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Scottydoo
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Scotland
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quote: Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
Im dying for a shat, but the decorators are in. I might have to pop the macdonalds at the arnison centre at lunch time
I thought you were a bloke
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goldfish
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: we have a grass in CS he is a chav
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quote: Originally posted by Scottydoo
I had up the ass 8 times last night, twice this morning and 3 times today at work
My ass is on fire
yes not a suprise when you refuse to use lube
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goldfish
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: we have a grass in CS he is a chav
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quote: Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
Im dying for a shat, but the decorators are in. I might have to pop the macdonalds at the arnison centre at lunch time
why does having your period prevent you from doing a jobby
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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i did a jobby and kicked it
never again
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Scottydoo
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Scotland
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i did a jobby and kicked it
never again
Drop kick
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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I am a bloke, the real decorators are in, not the painters
They're painting the bogs this morning
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Scottydoo
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Scotland
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quote: Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
I am a bloke, the real decorators are in, not the painters
They're painting the bogs this morning
Hmmmm M'key then, are u sure you havnt got a fanny?
Cos even if the painters are in, its not a problem huh - lalalalalalalalaa
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I have a shit today also
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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quote: Originally posted by Scottydoo
quote: Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
I am a bloke, the real decorators are in, not the painters
They're painting the bogs this morning
Hmmmm M'key then, are u sure you havnt got a fanny?
Cos even if the painters are in, its not a problem huh - lalalalalalalalaa
I ave also got a fanneh - im a hermaphrodite
When you work in a small office with 5 people, and there is just one toilet, its a bit awkward reaching round the painter bloke for the arse wipe
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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i'm in fukin bulk here what a thread ROFL
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ross23
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Registered: 17th Mar 04
Location: York
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im also having serious problems here.
i went this morning about half an hour after i got here and ive had a really stinging ring all morning.
i farted about an hour ago and i swear i followed through had to go to the toilet and wipe my ass again, luckily only a bit had come out :/
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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HAHA ROFL LMFAO. You sharted
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ross23
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Registered: 17th Mar 04
Location: York
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quote: Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
HAHA ROFL LMFAO. You sharted
yes it would appear so
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Scottydoo
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Scotland
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I shat myself once when I was out delivering the papers, someone didnt get there Record magazine that week
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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....only in scotland
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