Jason Iles
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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class
section of the plane.
The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders
quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently
wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a
tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and
says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue
and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!
Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare
condition and when I sneeze, I have an org*sm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says,
"I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
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Meat-Pie-SRI
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3CorsaMeal
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FPMSL
quite good for a gay man
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markBezzy
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3CorsaMeal
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am i the only one thats thinks its funny
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Smiffie
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made me smile
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Jamie
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erm ha?
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quite good for a gay man
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quite good for a gay man
i took a course
any info?
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Jason Iles
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Yes always whipe front to back
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Ally
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Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay
I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one
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Ally
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay
I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one
Like Graham Norton?
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Smiffie
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quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay
I am straight, and iv never kissed a gay man, but iv kissed a man who has
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay
I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one
Like Graham Norton?
sort of
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J da Silva
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Graham Norton has a bf so how can he be a gay icon who's straight?
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Just because cheesy is a hairdresser doesnt make him gay
I am straight, but a gay Icon I can't help it if men fancy me. But i'd never bum one
i'd have anything by anyone put inside me and then tell the internet about it
society is deffo changing these days
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Jason Iles
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I just need to tell people
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Ally
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Jason Iles
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Ally you'd get ruined
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Robbo
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Jace u poofty woofty
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Jace u poofty woofty
Robert have you seen Adams bird, she is
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Robbo
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Nae bad ken Only my lover calls me Robert (pls continue ) Jason I ahve missed ur dulcet sexy tones of late
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Jason Iles
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Yes I am back today but will not be tomorrow I have a date with Adams wife
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Robbo
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