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Author A bit of a silly question re: wheel clamps
liamC
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Im on my last warning for university car park regulations.

once i forgot to put the permit up on the cars dash, so that was warning one, and once i parked in the staff car park (Which i didnt know was the staff car park) and that was warning 2. No signs or owt!

if I forget to put my pass up one more time or whatever other gay excuse they make up next, my car will be clamped and I have to pay 40 cunting quid to get it unclamped...

as I think the first 2 warnings were a bit harsh I will not be paying for my car to be unclamped, and using any means possible to get the cunting thing off.

So, any easy ways to get them off...just for in advance, like.

Bastards.
dave17
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8th Nov 04 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
jus dont remove ur parking pass then, simple
liamC
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Its on a square piece of paper so just falls off the dash...
Half Pint
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well as long as you don't damage it you can remove it !!!!
PaulW
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take some bricks & swap the wheels for bricks before you go into uni & then they can't clamp you


or fit 19" rims as not many wheel clamps will go over hoooj wheels...
3CorsaMeal
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buy ur own clamp and stick in on ur own car each day, and they will think u've already been done
MatthewR
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8th Nov 04 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cellotape the permit to the dash and stop mincing
Stuckey
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if its a shitty platic clamp just drive off with it on will break off

some clamps can be removed by letting the air out of ya tire

or call angle grinder man
Dom
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get a road tax holder (cost like 25 pennies) and stick the permit in that. Then wack it on your window...problem solved
Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
buy ur own clamp and stick in on ur own car each day, and they will think u've already been done


buy 4 and clamp your self in

Or just get a dremil chain cutter that plugs into the Fag lighter
Stuckey
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^^^^^^ http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_819416.html
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
buy ur own clamp and stick in on ur own car each day, and they will think u've already been done




Or just get a dremil chain cutter that plugs into the Fag lighter


is this real?

i gonna get one, could drive along with it out of window, cutting stuff as u drive past how cool is that?
3CorsaMeal
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they would be nothing left of essex once i had one a month
MatthewR
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Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
^^^^^^ http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_819416.html


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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
buy ur own clamp and stick in on ur own car each day, and they will think u've already been done




Or just get a dremil chain cutter that plugs into the Fag lighter


is this real?

i gonna get one, could drive along with it out of window, cutting stuff as u drive past how cool is that?


No lamp posts or street lights left
3CorsaMeal
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u mean tree's, we don't have lamp posts in essex, we have to live in the dark
Nismo
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PaulW
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
u mean tree's, we don't have lamp posts in essex, we have to live in the dark


you have tree's in essex??? I thought they were all inbred genetic rejects trying to get a lift somewhere
3CorsaMeal
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8th Nov 04 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no, thats just winnington
PaulW
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damn were being invaded by winsford
Tom J
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8th Nov 04 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they will prob have trouble getting it on aswell if ur car is lowered a decent amount, they defo wouldnt get one on my rear wheels, not sure on fronts
Corsa Sport Gav
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8th Nov 04 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they wudnt get one on either front or back on mine
James_DT
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Just stick the permit to the inside of the windscreen and park in the correct place.
Skinner
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if ur front wheels are on full lock would they manage 2 get the clamp on ?

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