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dragoncorsa

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13th Nov 04 at 11:11

and you thought it was difficult!!!!!!

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician

9. acarpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace

J da Silva

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13th Nov 04 at 11:17

That's just if she's an easygoing kind of girl.

Shane

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13th Nov 04 at 11:18

quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
That's just if she's an easygoing kind of girl.

yer your lucky to get 1 like that

J da Silva

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13th Nov 04 at 11:21

My lass is easygoing actually, she doesn't mind me looking at skirt, going out with the boys, watching porn or inviting the lads round for a game of pool.

dragoncorsa

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13th Nov 04 at 11:22

lol y dont girls understand that men need feedin then we r ready 4 sex again lol i cant understand how they dont understand that!

willay

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13th Nov 04 at 12:09

!!!

Cybermonkey

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13th Nov 04 at 12:11

its impossible. I wait for 2-3 months for sex with my girlfriend.

sunnyb

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13th Nov 04 at 17:32

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
its impossible. I wait for 2-3 months for sex with my girlfriend.

but u must cheat on her surely! u MUST i cant go max absoloute max of 2 weeks without sex!

vibrio

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13th Nov 04 at 17:34

sex is not everything

John

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13th Nov 04 at 17:44

quote:
Originally posted by sunnyb

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
its impossible. I wait for 2-3 months for sex with my girlfriend.

but u must cheat on her surely! u MUST i cant go max absoloute max of 2 weeks without sex!

I bet from the fact u say that you have been going for the past 16 years without sex.

Corsa Sport Gav

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13th Nov 04 at 18:03

tell me about it , was at my gf's lastnight watching and film.... thn after 40min she started crying.. i was like wuts up she sed ur ignoring me... i was like were watching a film ffs!!!

[Edited on 13-11-2004 by Punto_Gav]

shawboy

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13th Nov 04 at 21:26

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
sex is not everything

i agree

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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13th Nov 04 at 21:53

quote:
Originally posted by Punto_Gav
tell me about it , was at my gf's lastnight watching and film.... thn after 40min she started crying.. i was like wuts up she sed ur ignoring me... i was like were watching a film ffs!!!

[Edited on 13-11-2004 by Punto_Gav]

i would want to cry for the fact women do things like that

to confusing

Cybermonkey

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14th Nov 04 at 09:04

quote:
Originally posted by shawboy

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
sex is not everything

i agree

i disagree

Carly

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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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14th Nov 04 at 09:31

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

quote:
Originally posted by shawboy

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
sex is not everything

i agree

i disagree

i agree to a degree

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