Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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Im at college n pretty bored, sooo i thought im going to start a story and you all have to write the next line...? you know what i mean...?
lets give it a go
So there i was the other day, driving with ma biatch down the road in my Corsa......
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markBezzy
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Registered: 29th Oct 04
Location: West Brom :(
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when it all fell apart and every one stopped to laugh.
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ScottyBrum
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Registered: 12th Jan 04
Location: Birmingham
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I was so angry at the car falling apart i layed into the nearest chav to vent my anger
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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whilst i went for a wee in a bush
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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a mutha fucking spider bitch ate my cock
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Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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Then the chav got up from the floor, and tried to nick the spider...
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ScottyBrum
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Registered: 12th Jan 04
Location: Birmingham
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the chav went to the nearest jewellers and had the spider with half a cock hanging out his mouth gold plated and put on a chain to add to his collection of 18 chains, 7 bracelets and 12 soverigns
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3CorsaMeal
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then a mutha fcuking spider bitch ate my cock
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Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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The chav then got back into his company van (that he gets from doing a carpentry apprenticeship at a local college) and goes to show off his 'spider bling' when suddenly...
[Edited on 15-11-2004 by Aztec_sxi]
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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his mum called and said it was time for his bath
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T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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as he was in the bath he looked down at his
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Ryan L
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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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swollen nipple which had recently been pierced using a match, a needle and some TCP so he called out to his mum
[Edited on 15-11-2004 by Ryan L]
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Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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the chavs mum came running up the stairs with her...
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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cheese knife
[Edited on 15-11-2004 by 3CorsaMeal]
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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I have a bellybutton
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T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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and stabbed him in the head
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Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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Then the chavs dad came bursting in the room shouting...
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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i'm gonna ruin yo dry bitch maw
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markBezzy
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Registered: 29th Oct 04
Location: West Brom :(
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And inserted his dirty great schlong in to her dirty ring hole!
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T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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after hearing all the noise the chav gran came into the bathroom and flopped out her saggy boobs
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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and saw that due to his failing eyesight Chav Dad had grabbed the family rottweiler by accident
[Edited on 15-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
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T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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ya dirty fookin basssstiddd chav gran shouted look wot ya done to me dogs arse
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Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
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she then decided she should punish the chv dad, so she...
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T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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pulled out a baseball ball bat from her knickers and ...
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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jumped on him and smothered his face with her granny flaps
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