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Originally posted by Drew
you would have heard some before

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Because its in a controlled state


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Probably to hold their radio

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Originally posted by Drew
you would have heard some before



Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
To see if its not the buttons that are at fault

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Becuase bankers are wankers and believe it costs £25 for a computer to send a letter

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Becuase it would take to long to count 4 billion stars, and it has no effect on my life where as sitting on wet paint would

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
As mentioned above in a controlled state
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Becuase you don't want them to die of aids first

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Has not gone though pubilty

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Its hard to dodge bullets

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
For their radios and oxgyen

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
just to laugh at people with a lisp explaining they have one

What is the speed of darkness?
The same as the speed of light

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
they are not special people, just challanged

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
Who wants styrofoam we want bubble wrap

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
To cold

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Becuase they evolved to suit there enviroment

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
wasting our time

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Statically yes they do

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
No just a nut job

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Originally posted by Drew
you would have heard some before



If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

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Originally posted by Drew
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

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If you're talking about zero degrees in terms of absolute zero (the point at which molecular motion would stop), then, twice as cold as zero degrees is the point half the distance between the two, which is 136.575 kelvins or, as kelvins and degrees have the same magnitude, -136.575 celsius.

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