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Voyto

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Stafford
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28th Nov 04 at 16:05

I used one last nite and it actually worked!! Normally i get laughed at or slapped lol. Post ya chat up lines here

"Did u used to work on a chicken farm coz u sure know how to raise cocks!"

MarkW

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Registered: 19th Mar 04
Location: Orpington, Kent
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28th Nov 04 at 16:06

Ian

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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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28th Nov 04 at 16:06

quote:
Originally posted by VoYtO LeViCh
it actually worked!!

You were very lucky

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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28th Nov 04 at 16:06

lol

Im usually too gassed and they cant make out what im trying to say

Voyto

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Stafford
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28th Nov 04 at 16:08

the_legend_of_yrag

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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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28th Nov 04 at 16:16

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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28th Nov 04 at 16:16

'I've got a gun in my trousers if you lend me those 2 bullets you have in your Bra I'll shoot my load all over you!'

Shane

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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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28th Nov 04 at 16:18

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
'I've got a gun in my trousers if you lend me those 2 bullets you have in your Bra I'll shoot my load all over you!'

kolin u dont think u have to b drunk for then to turn that 1 down

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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28th Nov 04 at 16:26

Do you sleep on your front? No well can i?

sunnyb

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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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28th Nov 04 at 18:02

my latest one is a bit old skool, but has only failed me once over the past few months, "Has anyone ever told you, you are absoloutely stunning" they go all red then move on in from there!

Smiffie

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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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28th Nov 04 at 18:50

"how much does a polar bear weigh?"
(she replies) "i don't know"
"neither do i, but it broke the ice

Matt H

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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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28th Nov 04 at 18:52

i have just learnt how to underline stuff

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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28th Nov 04 at 18:53

quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
"how much does a polar bear weigh?"
(she replies) "i don't know"
"neither do i, but it broke the ice

not bad

Smiffie

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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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28th Nov 04 at 18:53

ghey

Smiffie

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28th Nov 04 at 18:54

quote:
Originally posted by Nath

quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
"how much does a polar bear weigh?"
(she replies) "i don't know"
"neither do i, but it broke the ice

not bad

yet i still aint had a shag since middle of may

Angie

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Registered: 27th May 04
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28th Nov 04 at 20:40

I got asked if it hurt when I fell from heaven afew weeks ago which was pretty lame cos he said it seriously

Chat up lines only work on me if they are meant as a joke. And they have to be funny cos my men need to have a good sense of humour

[Edited on 28-11-2004 by Angie]

dirtymagician

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Registered: 16th Sep 03
Location: Blackpool, Lancashire
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28th Nov 04 at 20:47

Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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28th Nov 04 at 21:12

"Fuck me"

Craig W

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28th Nov 04 at 21:15

Here's 20p, go call someone who gives a fuck

Play hard to get

Angie

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Registered: 27th May 04
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29th Nov 04 at 00:06

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Here's 20p, go call someone who gives a fuck

Play hard to get

Hehe Craigy you make me chuckle - I think in the future I will try this as I always seem to be too forward for some people around

bradfincham

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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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29th Nov 04 at 00:10

just talk shite if you want a shag! worked for me in oz,

things like :
im on a gap year from the raf and have to go back soon to be trained for iraq
im a donkey trainer at london zoo
i travel around the wrold writing books!
they all worked just sound passionate about a subject

if you want more just introduce yaself and ask if they care for some company!

Angie

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Registered: 27th May 04
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29th Nov 04 at 00:14

I always find that talking to men about cars and KFC works a treat. Normally I'm pissed when I do that though

shawboy

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Registered: 1st Jul 02
Location: Wombwell, Barnsley
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29th Nov 04 at 02:10

can you catch love, cause theres a pair of balls coming your way.

Icy

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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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29th Nov 04 at 02:19

do you work in the post office??
why?
coz i caught u checking out my package

CorsaLad16v

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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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29th Nov 04 at 02:19

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