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leni

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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30th Nov 04 at 11:10

Last night I took the rubbish out at work, round the back, no lighting and hurled the bin bag into the skip and accidently let go of my car and house keys so they went in the skip with the bag!

I had to climb into the skip (big inductrial one) and use the light from my mobile to find them!

I wasn't amuzed!

Smiffie

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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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30th Nov 04 at 11:12

this story amuzes me

would have been better if u added a vampire into the story tho

Ally

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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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30th Nov 04 at 11:13

Or perhaps some monkies

Smiffie

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30th Nov 04 at 11:18

yesh monkehs

SetH

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30th Nov 04 at 11:38

monkehs that ass raped you in the skip whilst your boobies were bouncing around everywhere.

--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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30th Nov 04 at 11:38

bin diver!

S1MON

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Location: Woodley, Berkshire
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30th Nov 04 at 11:45

Colin

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30th Nov 04 at 11:45

Sounds right to me - you used to live in a caravan and now you live in a bin....yes

SetH

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30th Nov 04 at 11:46

ROFL @ Kolin

I am proud of my soldiers.

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
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30th Nov 04 at 11:56

did u do a double back flip and land gently with out any sound or mess?

Joff

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30th Nov 04 at 14:27

Vampire monkehs.

3CorsaMeal

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30th Nov 04 at 14:28

did u find John in there getting a meal to take home?

TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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30th Nov 04 at 14:32

did you get all hot a sweaty and have to strip down to your underwear whilst searching in the bin and then the big bin men came and all fucked you and then spunked on yout tits and face??

--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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30th Nov 04 at 14:50

i'm getting an erection

TNM

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Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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30th Nov 04 at 14:55

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i'm getting an erection

Was it something i said?

SetH

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30th Nov 04 at 14:55

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
did you get all hot a sweaty and have to strip down to your underwear whilst searching in the bin and then the big bin men came and all fucked you and then spunked on yout tits and face??

PMFSL

although i think this thought has made me hard.

leni

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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30th Nov 04 at 14:56

your all sick