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TNM
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3rd Dec 04 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bit shit but here goes.

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual!

Try to come up with the answer on your own...the answer is at the end
for those who are unable to think this one through;

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of
the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, while the other is
getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?


Will post the answer in a bit.
Robbo
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shit
PaulW
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what the fcuk am i doing...
TNM
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no and no
micra_pete
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oh oh oh i know.

i wont say yet though.

i have posted too much in off day today...........
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i wish i was the other bloke
TNM
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u2u me pete.
dave17
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im not gona bother reading this, coz it wil jus piss me off coz i wont b able to work it out. so jus tel me the answer
TNM
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answer @ 12 because im going to the pub then.
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Well
TNM
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Dont look down!
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micra_pete
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yey

but why wouldn't you look down? no teeth, parkinsons, mmmmmmm
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--Dave--
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FPMSL @ Pete!!
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by micra_pete
yey

but why wouldn't you look down? no teeth, parkinsons, mmmmmmm


good point but would you want to see an old woman noshing away on your cock?
micra_pete
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depends on the old women......
Icy
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sick!!!
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paper bag with a hole in it?
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave17
paper bag with a hole in it?


Sick.
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A Dead man lying in the middle of a field with nothing around for Miles, He has a back-pack on, in the back-pack was 1 thing which could have saved him, What was it??
TNM
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inhaler? sleeping bag?
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quote:
Originally posted by ScottyBrum
A Dead man lying in the middle of a field with nothing around for Miles, He has a back-pack on, in the back-pack was 1 thing which could have saved him, What was it??


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his parachute
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