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Antz
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5th Dec 04 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My fucking sister slammed my hand in the door when she was having a tantrum earlier tonight, I just got back from the hospital... there was blood everywhere, it was pouring out!

Got it XRayed and it's broken in 4 places, thing is, I can't punch her now
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Dropkick her in the face instead
CorsaLad16v
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tea bag her face
Dave
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
My fucking sister slammed my hand in the door when she was having a tantrum earlier tonight, I just got back from the hospital... there was blood everywhere, it was pouring out!

Got it XRayed and it's broken in 4 places, thing is, I can't punch her now


You only have one hand?
Colin
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I broke my thumb punching someone trying to steal there carryout last year, I get the drink but also my hand in cast for 6 weeks
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I dislocated my finger playing cricket earlier this year. I put it back myself straight away (god knows what I was thinking, I just grabbed it and shoved it back) but I think I cocked it up because it hurts like hell in cold weather, especially if I bang it.

Thing is with little injuries like that is they never seem to heal properly, broke my big toe, that now only bends one way, sliced my thumb from tip to first crease, that now has next to no feeling and a bloody great scar
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaDave
You only have one hand?


Nope, I have 2 but if I use my other I wont be able to hurt her much as I really want to right now!!
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaDave
I dislocated my finger playing cricket earlier this year. I put it back myself straight away (god knows what I was thinking, I just grabbed it and shoved it back) but I think I cocked it up because it hurts like hell in cold weather, especially if I bang it.

Thing is with little injuries like that is they never seem to heal properly, broke my big toe, that now only bends one way, sliced my thumb from tip to first crease, that now has next to no feeling and a bloody great scar


i've done that in a training session for a 5-a-side footy team i was on. it only bends so far now still hurts every now n then even tho i did it about 2 years ago
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5th Dec 04 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

4 places
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
4 places


Yup, a propper big break near the tip going accross bout half way, and 3 little ones on the other side going across, but only tiny ones where the lock had hit me... the only metal part of a farking wood dorr and it has to hit my pissin hand!

[Edited on 05-12-2004 by Antz]
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5th Dec 04 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

unlucky m8..

join me with my broken hand...

right hand too so can't do nothing...no work

u get it plastered up?
Antz
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Nah, they wont plaster it yet cos it's badly cut, I thought it was hanging off lol... I also have a bloody pot on my leg, broke my foot in a club when I was pissed
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i crushed my fingers in a machine at work. i managed to trap them, then as the machine went back round its circuit the knife unit crushed my fingers. Blood everywhere, 5 fractures and permanent scarring. On my other hand i have the tip cut off when door slammed on it when i was 1, yes, 1. Went to docs, the put paper stitches on, went back took stitches off and finger top fell off. The sewed it back on properly but now it is permanently disfigured.
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by StuartA3Turbo
i crushed my fingers in a machine at work. i managed to trap them, then as the machine went back round its circuit the knife unit crushed my fingers. Blood everywhere, 5 fractures and permanent scarring. On my other hand i have the tip cut off when door slammed on it when i was 1, yes, 1. Went to docs, the put paper stitches on, went back took stitches off and finger top fell off. The sewed it back on properly but now it is permanently disfigured.


you win so far
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poor buggers
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
My fucking sister slammed my hand in the door when she was having a tantrum earlier tonight, I just got back from the hospital... there was blood everywhere, it was pouring out!

Got it XRayed and it's broken in 4 places, thing is, I can't punch her now
xxx
Antz
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And these tablets I have to take... major toilet blockers!
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pour acid on her face
Antz
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LOL, that would be a bit O.T.T. don't you think?... funny all the same
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wouldn't even be funny actually, sickens me
Ally
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Wish i could have some time off work
mav
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
Nah, they wont plaster it yet cos it's badly cut, I thought it was hanging off lol... I also have a bloody pot on my leg, broke my foot in a club when I was pissed


nae luck.....

Ally it's good being off work with full pay and can still do stuff...u know don't have to be indoors etc..can do what i like...except i look after the kid somedays...it's a task changing his nappy though
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no wanking now ....
mav
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well i'm getting used to it with left hand takes longer as not got the same stroke going
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i found wanking with the wrong hand is like trying to pat ur head and rub ur tummy at the same time

u can do it but it feels wrong

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