Smiffie
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge,"
said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me
nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste
away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process
food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the
legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should
be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where
it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm
responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at
the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood
was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The
Moral of the story?
The arsehole is usually in charge.
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