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Author What a plank!!
3CorsaMeal
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14th Dec 04 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



just been for lunch and did a bit of shopping, should never of gone.

first i walk into a shop and straight into a big display, sent it flying across shop floor. all the assistants came and helped (not too bad, mostly 18yr old girls knew one of em so was quite funny)

then brought some iron-bru (felt scottish) opened it in car and it erupted everywhere, leaving me dripping and sticky, and all my dash etc is covered too

got wet arse now
Ojc
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I went into the disabled toilet and made myself wet
Colin
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KEN
3CorsaMeal
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i love walking into things and then blaming the object, i always seem to do it, knocked over a 6ft high model of some wrestler bird the other day in special reserve
Colin
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Remindes me of when me and my mate went into the video shop on our roller blades and I shoved into the display and all the videos went everywhere
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i use to go into supermarkets and line everything up on the edge of a shelf, glass bottles etc, so there balancing, then walk round to next aisle and give the shelf a shove from the opposite side

i miss those days
TNM
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roller blades koling

Was this last weekend?
Colin
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Noooo when I was like 15/16 I still have them tho I used to be the roller blade / Ice Skating king
Ojc
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Who here can actually skate really well though?

I can, on ice and with roller blades or skates.

I'm the fcuking king, I have Bauer RH300 at home, I am going to get them out and go skating in my lyrca suit.

Nice
3CorsaMeal
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i had the argos blades that sounded like shopping trolleys on a cobbled road
Colin
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I used to be good, done ice hockey too.

Im going to dig out my bauers tonight and build a ramp in the middle of my street like the good old days

[Edited on 14-12-2004 by Kolin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
I used to be good, done ice hokey too.




that reads "i done a donkey"

Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
I used to be good, done ice hokey too.




that reads "i done a donkey"




Your the donkey boy Ken
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal


i use to go into supermarkets and line everything up on the edge of a shelf, glass bottles etc, so there balancing, then walk round to next aisle and give the shelf a shove from the opposite side

i miss those days


LMFAO! You star!
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quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
I used to be good, done ice hockey too.

Im going to dig out my bauers tonight and build a ramp in the middle of my street like the good old days

[Edited on 14-12-2004 by Kolin]



awaits Had a lil accident last night........ post 2mo morning then
N90ATH
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i still do skate (ice) me and my mate used to play hockey and well we got bored about a month agao so started goin down there every wed night. quite a alugh and still get some fit bitches down there (in the bar) all the girls on the ice are well under age but its now full of chavs
Claire
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I can rollerblade quite well
Jamie
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My brother got two 1/4 pipe ramps thru summer so me being we got my Roces 5th Elements (quite the bad boys) out and busted a few tricks.

Attempted a 360, flew off and ripped my knee open.



Ahhh still got to laugh

 
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