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Adam-CorsaC18s

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Registered: 7th Apr 03
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16th Dec 04 at 13:06

Yo Yo Yo Yo!!

I have been away in the Hong Kong Mountains studying 87 step drunken Mantis Boxing with a very talented Kung Fu Master for the last six months.

I am now fully adept in this style and plan to open up my own school, where I shall teach people how to levitate balls, be this penny floaters, or human testicles. However, they will not drop afterwards. If any sexy ladies would like to post a picture of themselves preferably stark buff top bollock naked, this should help my balls drop.

I hope you have all missed me, or if you dont know who I am, just pretend that you know me and have missed me.

Tom

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16th Dec 04 at 13:08

You have not been gone for 6 months

Adam-CorsaC18s

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16th Dec 04 at 13:10

No, you're right.

I've been away for 6 1/2 months.

Tom

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16th Dec 04 at 13:11

Really

have you still got your afro

Adam-CorsaC18s

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16th Dec 04 at 13:13

Yup, but its contained in Gel Twists at the minute...

I actually did some modelling work while I was gone too for Black Beauty and Hair mag.

Tom

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16th Dec 04 at 13:14

:thumb:S have u actually been learning mad shit like above

I know someone who went to learn thai boxing properly in thailand for 4 months said it was mad

Adam-CorsaC18s

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16th Dec 04 at 13:17

No, but I do Mantis Kung Fu anyway and have been doing for six years now.

Id love to go to Hong Kong to learn it properly with all the masters tho.

3CorsaMeal

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16th Dec 04 at 13:18

i'm taught in the skill of chi

Adam-CorsaC18s

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16th Dec 04 at 13:19

Chi is the release energy from the body having charged it using various methods. Qi Gong is the most common.

Are you saying that you can basically fart with style?

3CorsaMeal

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16th Dec 04 at 13:20

i can focus my chi into one finger and fcuk you up

Adam-CorsaC18s

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16th Dec 04 at 13:23

Im not into being finger bummed thanks!!!

Maybe after Xmas!

Tom

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16th Dec 04 at 13:41

3cm i'm up for it like