leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Here is a joke to warm you all up enjoy
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the
end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,
after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she
prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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