Marc
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When four of Santa's elves fell sick, the trainee elves couldn't produce toys as fast as the regular ones.
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
It was getting close to his big day.
Mrs Claus then told Santa that her mother was coming to visit.
Santas' eyes rolled heavenwards .................. "Wonderful"
Full of Christmas spirit he went looking for the humbugs...
He went out to "check & harness the reindeer",
He found that three of them were about to give birth and nobody had told him!
Two had jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where.
"Wonderful, bloody wonderful!!!"
Then, as he began to load the sleigh; one of the boards cracked. The toy bag fell to the ground and scattered them all round.
Deep joy!
Totally frustrated, he reached inside his jacket for an Hamlet,
All he found was an empty packet.
He went into the house for a mug of cider and a shot of rum. But when he got to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor,(or worse still.............drunk it!!!)
There was nothing to drink & its nearly Christmas!
In his frustration he dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end.
Just then the doorbell rang, and the irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened it, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like to put it?"
And so began a great tradition carried on to this day!
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Colin
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Where was that then 
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StuartVRS
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This was in the Daily sport the other day, i bet you got it from there you perv 
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Charlene
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Shane
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it would have been easier 2 say
"santa had a bad day"
then the doorbell rang, and the irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened it, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like to put it?"
And so began a great tradition carried on to this day!
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IntaCepta
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am i the only one who doesn't get the joke!
i hate it when that happens!
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Icy
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i get it now but its usually stars tho innit?
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by StuartA3Turbo
This was in the Daily sport the other day, i bet you got it from there you perv
My dad e mailed me it, maybe he read it in the sport
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kinkycorsa
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tee hee
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IntaCepta
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***DING***
I just got it! i like that one
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Icy
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ur slow!!!!
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