big eck
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A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies.
They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.
The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His
fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off.
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
Made me chortle anyways
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