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Author Quick Joke
big eck
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Registered: 20th Apr 03
Location: Tullibody. Drives - Audi B8 S4 & Fiesta Zetec-S
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6th Jan 05 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On his first day, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into
the phone:

"Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:

"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who
you're talking to?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"

The trainee shouted back:

"And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you idiot?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.

"Thank F*** for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.



sorry if its old
mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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corsa starter
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Marc D
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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Thoday
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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6th Jan 05 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im sure i did that at work once thinking it was a colleague but it was the store manager
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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